When I was a kid there was a bowl of olives on the table and I asked someone to pass me the olives and my mom asks "I thought you hated olives?" and I said "No, I love olives!" and then I popped one in my mouth and promptly ran to the bathroom and threw up. 

First world problems, smdh

It’s basically a shot of alcohol mixed with benadryl. You’d actually be better off with some whiskey and honey in your tea, one tab of benadryl, some REAL Sudafed, and skip the acetaminophen that comes in nyquil. Tylenol and alcohol is a great way to fuck up your liver, I'm surprised it's legal tbh. 

Acid can get tucked away in cells in your body and get dislodged even years later and cause trips even though the person hasn’t taken the drug in years.

I know I am a few days late but it is worth piling on about how insane you sound. 

Just in time for Thanksgiving! I like to keep my fishbowl right next to the veggie platter. 

Just in time for Thanksgiving! I like to keep my fishbowl right next to the veggie platter. 

Wait WHAT? Admittedly is been a minute since I had McNuggets but getting rid of hot mustard is a CRIME

Now I kinda want to try beyond meat in hamburger helper. I understand that using a ten dollar pound of "beef" with a one dollar box of hamburger helper is kind of missing the point, but I live life by my own rules. 

Okay but the fat from the beef patty may have dropped into the flames and the smoke absorbed into the impossible burger so the claim "0% beef" is false where's my lawyer! 

I saw a reddit AITA a bit ago where a dad was asking if he was a jerk for not using separate, dedicated cookware (regardless of how clean it was) for the food for his suddenly-vegan teenage daughter.

Shut the fuck up. 

K

The does not look ADA compliant. 

Why can’t we just be honest with people? Stop worrying about their feelings. They’ll get over it. “Pampered Chef is fucking stupid. I’m not going to a Pampered Chef party. Thanks.”

Looks like an extra 4gb so-dimm chip will run you about 20 bucks so this is still a solid get BUT what I can't confirm is if the screen on this is the 1080p variant or the 768 because THAT would be a deal breaker. 

Looks like an extra 4gb so-dimm chip will run you about 20 bucks so this is still a solid get BUT what I can't…

It’s certainly not to target kinja deals at us! (I thought today's best stacking the coffee makers right next to the bidets was an especially nice touch). 

I wonder if any of these data mining firms are able to tie your grocery habits (because you use that club card. Savings!) to your credit card statements (2x travel points on groceries!) to your overall demographic info and entertainment prefences (Facebook! Netflix! Hulu! Youtube! Twitch!) just so they know I like to…

I know a few people who got rich AF in 2009. Unfortunately I was too busy working two jobs in college to get any of that sweet, sweet foreclosure money.

BRB I’m going to go build Socks the RC Fetch Robot that can go up and down stairs, pick up arbitrary things and return them to wherever I am sitting.

You may be disappointed with how willing the US is to let 3 million people suddenly go unemployed and/or homeless.