Cool. I anxiously await it’s arrival to my undisclosed location somewhere in Middle America.

The first thing the AI Road Boys are coming for are taxi drivers and delivery drivers (which are ostensibly the same thing with different cargo). So I guess tip them big now because the writing is on the wall for that industry.

I’m not fucking falling for that one again. 

Well he should change his name then. Problem solved. 

I get that the name is in reference to the thick and dark nature of the beer, but if you’re going to name a beer based on puns and then throw all of that red and star on the label the brain immediately jumps to "Death Tsar" and honestly my brain would be too fixated on this dissonance to enjoy it. 

I’m confused. This seems like the perfect place to USE my crack pipe, so I'm not sure how to vote. 

I honestly have no idea where there is.

racist?

3.141592654 gophers

Fun Fact: no

Beyond is fine but you gotta dress it up a little. Impossible strikes closer to home but I'll be dammed if I can find it anywhere that isn't Burger King. 

The professional thing to do is screencap their comment so you can shame them and THEN you dismiss them. Who raised you?

+1

+1

The Srira-Chachacha is actually the dance you do when your Thai Curry was too hot and now there is a line for the toilet.

Alright y’all, since it is frigging freezing here in Colorado today, I am going to share my secret. English muffin, toast it, swab some peanut butter on it, put it BACK in the toaster oven so the PB melts, crack an egg how you like it, then throw that shit together in a gooey good sandwich.

*fart noises*

It is good, yes

South Africa seems like an odd choice. I thought people liked to do this type of thing in the salt flats for altitude reasons?

I’m just here to watch the fireworks and share a couple middle fingers with the man

Just remember: stick shift good, crack pipe, hanging out in the left lane makes you an asshole.