I sent them an email and called them cowards anyway. If they don’t read it will be because they are fucking cowards.

What in the actual fuck.

Joe Flacco sucks. 

Why should the state punish you when private citizens in Ram 3500s are willing and able? 

We can do both

I am now legitimately wondering if it was this animals’s odious nether-cavity that caused vaginas to be nicknamed “beavers”. Someone more brave than I am this morning should attempt to Google the etymology of that euphemism.

Also comfortable with terrible reading comprehension, apparently

Also comfortable with terrible reading comprehension, apparently

JFC. What is it about people seeking attention on camera that makes them such fucking idiots?

I mean there’s people in wheelchairs and old and kids in strollers and such but sure, be that guy. 

I mean there’s people in wheelchairs and old and kids in strollers and such but sure, be that guy. 

I think it was the same controversy. I'm not sure. It was all very, very stupid. 

Why is your boner wilting on the barbecue? 

K

Good for you. 

In high school we all stopped drinking Mountain Dew for a while because Yellow #5 shrank penises or something. Also that losing your virginity instantly added an inch to your dick. Men will vehemently defend to the DEATH whatever thing might mean they have a bigger penis even though there’s only a handful of women who…

Nah. Meat has been shown to cause pretty real inflamatory and, uh, draining responses in the body. (citation needed. I know I read it somewhere, but tbh I read a lot). 

He’s gonna make a great Dad some day. 

This is a contentious issue for my wife and I. I could go the whole stay without having my room serviced. She wants it every time we leave the room pretty much. We usually compromise, but I'm with you. 

Shut up

DOINK

As a long time Broncos fan I can safely say: that new episode of The Good Place was pretty good tonight .