Reminds me of the time in my youth riding passenger in my dad's C5 Corvette with translucent fiberglass T-top that he apparently didn't fully snap in because as we were blasting down a hill (thankfully late at night) we hear a loud FHWOMP and are suddenly in open air. It took a full ten seconds for that thing to come…

I just bought a bunch of the X-Wing/Tie-Fighter games last month from Steam.

It’s what comes between homin-D and homin-F. 

Allison was absolutely crushing it until lemon squares. Way to shank the kick in the fourth, but you still won. 

Yeah, I really don't expect your average (or goat) basketball player to be able to say anything intelligent about China. But it is pretty fucking obvious the NBA is ignoring human rights violations because they have dollar signs in their eyes. Pretty fucking simple. 

I don't want to say Amazon customer service is a "pushover", but I have never received any pushback on a return or complaint. I've occasionally gotten a lemon but that happens with any store. 

I don't want to say Amazon customer service is a "pushover", but I have never received any pushback on a return or…

For every good article posted on Splinter there was another that was wayyy too far up its own asshole. The commenters there were insufferable at best and raving lunatics at worst. But man the unceremonious shuttering and subsequent gag order is spectacularly shitty. I'm glad I use an ad blocker. 

It was nice knowing you, Samer. Godspeed. 

I don’t know of many people who can hit an elk hard enough to kill it and walk away from the accident themselves. Elk are big. Elk do not give a fuck. (Seriously, just go to Estes Park in Colorado).

Put on a ski mask and start throwing buckets of fake blood on patrons walking through the front door. Also don’t forget to leave a salty review on Yelp. 

I Sea what you did there. 

Man, Peterson looks like he could really hit some kid. 

What’s the best free Android one? This list doesn't seem to explicitly cover that. 

Even The Good Place phoned it in tonight. I got so bored and the outside was so frozen that I pulled out my laptop and worked. Much like I assume what happened to you here, Chris.

That’s probably a good way to drop your credit score by several points. Probably not worth it. 

I used to work for a retailer that I am not gonna name but back then they had you fill out a form with A LOT of stuff that would be bad if nefarious paws got a hold of it. Then they just hung out at the register until a manager took them to a folder in the back room.

If you Google right you can find instructions on how to construct your own bubbleator for about 100 bucks, and you can charge it with the CO2 cans made for paintball guns at sports stores for super cheap. I keep saying I am going to do this, but I keep buying 2 liters of the stuff from the grocery store because…

Eh, Wendy’s tried this, too. I gave it a shot. Meh. I can't imagine Burger King could do a better job. It's just not interesting enough to warrant not getting a regular burger. Now if one of these guys wants to top a burger with a handful of Rold Gold Minis I'm listening.