It was nice knowing you. 

I audibly guffawed.

You monster. 

Dude better try telling that to anyone’s German/Italian/Russian/[insert yours here] grandmother who will briskly lift that pan, use it to smack you on the head, and then chase you out of the kitchen with the wooden spoon and fire and fury which she chased any number of grandkids and drunk uncles out of her kitchen.…

Cherry became synonymous with “red”. Artificial Red is its own distinct flavor. Same as Purple (grape) and Blue (raspberry???) .

No paneer and no "taco bell nacho cheese"? I'm disowning all three of you. 

I starred your comment before I could accurately ascertain if it was holding a gun.

I can't grow a beard. I live the life of shame and vaguely scraggly cheeks at best. 

Hey congratulations! Today is MY seventh anniversary! You picked a good day. And a good beard to wed. 

“Shit did anyone get that one? Bobby get your nose outta Diane’s ass and get out your iPhone!”

Sigh. The irony of all this impeachment noise is that Trump didn't need stuff to hurt Biden's image. He's capable of doing that himself. Hopefully the Biden people come to the light and join the Warren train and we can get this done. 

Does he mouth the words when he tweets? 

Nah. Plants also just... Plant. You still have to feed and water cows, and even using the cheapest feed you can get you are still consuming a lot of plant matter to feed and grow a whole tons-heavy animal. Plus they take a lot of land, medical care, etc. That’s a decent chunk of time, money, and energy that just…

#notallBKs

I think both Beyond and Impossible are trying to scale up still. Beyond burgers and sausage are routinely sold out in the places near me that carry them, but those places are growing in number as well. Right now I think they are enjoying the novelty and the price premium they can charge and one hopes there are using…

... it's probably going to do the opposite. I think a lot of the appeal of this thing is the cheap beef is the bad stuff, and it will be hit the hardest. 

The BK next to me has the impossible whoppers. They are quite good, even at BK. 

I dunno, this could blow way past "trendy". I think this has the potential to do to beef what Uber did to taxi cabs. 

I vaguely recall seeing somewhere their endgame is to be cheaper per pound than beef, but first I think they need to figure out what to do with all the trucks full of cash.

Cheddar on a grinder? I almost threw up in my mouth