I would take Romo over Boomer or Gruden any forking day of the week.

Brady was really groomed for the role. He just had an attitude that you never roll over, play dead. 

Miller has been waning. Not all his fault but he is not the Terror Incarnate he was leading up to SB50. I think other teams know that. They'd bite, but considering Mack got sold for party favors there would be a hard haggle. 

Man that is a list of ass. It's going to be so annoying to watch the Patriots lazily stroll into another ring. The Dolphins might take a dive againt Bama to prove a point. I am non-ironically considering what it would be like to open up relegation with the XFL. Why do we watch this league? It can't all just be…

Siemian was at least serviceable but he's not very big and the front line was made of popsicle sticks. The has been no manner of strategy in that office for years and it drives one to drink. 

I mean that are growing the sky for the cows, mostly. 

I think I would also do some general cleaning up. Vermont and New Hampshire are the same thing. That cluster of states no one can spell becomes Boston State. Mexico can have Arizona and New Mexico. We aren't using them. Oklahoma gets absorbed into Texas. Wisconsin gets the part of Michigan that belongs to it. And…

I think Texas will go their own way. New England and the South are pretty straightforward. The west coast is also probably doing their own thing. I don’t know what the fuck to do with the flyovers, though, and I am from Denver.

I really appreciate how you interact with the community here. You take the time to muddle about in the comments with us, and I think it makes all the difference.

Solid. A+ with extra credit that you certainly don't need because you are acing this thing. 

How do we know YOU aren't a bear?!? I bet this conspiracy goes all the way to the top! 

The Russians won. They wanted to divide the country so that we would tear ourselves apart. Mission fucking accomplished. 

Someone give credit to the Chiefs for that bonkers party where Mahomes dodges three pass rushers and connects to Kelce who immediately tosses it backwards and they get the first down. Bonkers I say.

You are technically correct, although saying Burfict "touched him" is like saying I "touched" your mother last night. 

K

I think there is a lot of intentionally divisive pretenders out there trying to sow discord amongst dems of the same feather. See: 2015 and 2016.

I mean Splinter is the only blog I am aware of that punishes their commentariat as a group. And also seems to implicitly encourage trolls. (I still don’t know if Tomatoface is man or myth)

Oh shit I'm screwed then. I've mentioned elsewhere about how Splinter can be... 

We’re moving towards full Idiocracy for sure.