How do you get banned there? I snarked at Burneko and got re-greyed for the second time a bit ago, but a full banhammer sounds extreme. 

I had such high hopes. Reese's Puffs are an American cultural achievement. But the Cheerios taste like what my father thinks of my life choices. Just... Disappointment. 

+, like, 0.4. I know it’s Friday but no +1. Points dinged because you were clearly drafting the obvious joke.

I dunno man I am starting to think this football sport can be a bit of a health hazard. 

I’m really hoping this is the floodgates opening, and that every chickenshit who kept their mouths shut for fear of retribution from the regime now feels empowered to come forward. Don't just put it in my veins, jab a needle into my chest and pump it straight into my heart. 

It will be exactly as you remember it. Solidly edible whole it’s warm, nasty after it cools, and dubious in any nutritional value.

Food is both art and science, and like both it builds on what came before it in style, experimentation, tradition, methodology, inheritance, and results. You take what is known and add your own creativity and insights to it. “Authentic” is in the spirit of the dish. You meant to replicate or omage something classic,…

This is beautiful

GOOD THEN FUCKING DO IT

Gladwell is The Big Bang Theory of book writers

Is politely asking someone to kindly relocate their molestations not how you would address the situation? 

If you didn't like Paterno before reading this comment then you're really not gonna like him now.

You’re welcome. 

Incorrect. It's delicious and savory

I think this is a thing. Especially if I am in that intense coding mindset I often find myself looking up at the couch and going "well, it's almost time to go home I guess I missed lunch" 

Just do what I do. Just take roasted coffee beans and drop them into a bowl of melted chocolate, then place gobs of the stuff on wax paper and leave in the fridge. You know, same as peanut clusters but with coffee beans. You’ll be flying high in no time.

Good man, good to see a politician speaking the truth. And actually veggie dogs are pretty good these days (to be fair the bar was set at “hot dog”), so I could see him chowing down on some once he gets that campaigning time back to himself.

Dude this could really fuck our country up. Like, Civil War II-style*

When I was sixteen I got “grounded” and couldn’t leave the house for a weekend for something, my parents thinking I would miss being able to exercise my driver’s license. I went to the basement and watched the entire Extended Editions of Lord of the Rings and played video games and my girlfriend even came over. I…

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ this is Splinter. Gotta be super edgy 110% 25/8, which doesn’t always help things. People love to argue Coke vs Pepsi until the choice is between cola or tomato juice.