Good. Let’s get this sorted early.

I need some good vegetarian stuff outta you two. Pang is hopeless and Kate is always drunk on beer and capsized trucks.

You eat your subjects? 

I’m pretty sure that drinking soda is more of an indicator of other unhealthy lifestyle choices so that if you are the kind of person who drinks a lot of soda you are the kind of person who also consumes [insert your poison here]. That’s too much nuance for headlines, though.

Most studies out there come to the conclusion that statistically vegans and vegetarians are much healthier. This does not mean that a vegan or vegetarian diet is necessarily healthy. So if you are trying not to die you are better off trying to go plant-based. But, you know, whatever, go risk getting into a riot over a…

I can't remember where but a bit ago I had a big slice of tomato grilled and served as the main course and the way it was cooked and seasoned was fucking amazing. So I am going to go to Sprouts/Whole Foods or one of the other yuppie places and get the biggest fucker I can find and throw it on the grill. We'll see what…

I think the fistball rabbit hole is still illegal in North Carolina. 

Doesnt look like Nature's Miracle is working. 

Doesnt look like Nature's Miracle is working. 

So right around the time I turned 20 I started to realize I was pretty sensitive to sugar and I was drinking a few sodas a day. I was 19 so you know whatever. Anyway I decided to “quit sugar” pretty much cold turkey a few weeks before my birthday. Man like Day 2 I hit a WALL and my brain just shut down and I had no…

I am not currently worried about this but I'll probably get there someday soon

CP. YOU MUST ACQUIT. The Bronco is a dog. Gimme a Baja instead. 

Damnit Levitt! This is why you don’t post drunk! You got cheap McDonald’s burgers on the brain and you don’t even know where your coffee comes from. smdh

I was shocked when I went to my local Wendy’ a couple weeks ago and the price of the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger had gone upwards of $2. That thing was sacred in high school; a dollar burger that was good! For a dollar (or three) you could have a really decent lunch.

It’s not. See also: hotdogs.

I can't wait till Megatron pops around the corner and starts fighting this thing. 

If you’re going to keep 20 of this things around you’ll need to keep the males and females separated or you’ll soon wind up with thousands. 

You’re paying a premium for style, but I dig it in this case. NP

I guess I didn't do my research, although I would suspect this are only European configurations? I don't think I ever seen A Tiguan with a stick in America. 

You thought way fucking harder about this than A-Rod did

Tiguan. It should be more or less a matter of porting the Golf parts over. However the last couple models have gotten huge, so it might be less fun than if it got put into the 2014 model I have.