I guess since you are no longer allowed to tackle quarterbacks and aren’t even allowed to give WRs a dirty look the league has decided running backs are a cheap commodity.

I can be both

Have you ever had pizza in Canada? It sucks. Just like Hawaii.

1.) Chopped doesn’t need more ice cream makers but it should have three deep fryer baskets.

I hear you. Had a friend die of a heroin OD. It's so easy to get swept up in. I'm glad I never got pulled into it. Congrats on 4 years. 

I’m detecting another Kinja conspiracy

I’m going for one of those Sunday I think

I think this is one of those times where it is okay to be offended, but maybe keep a check on the level of outrage. Otherwise you can start a chain reaction and eventually the whole thing explodes over social media, and you could be left dealing with the fallout for years. 

I’m trying to convince my wife we should move to Winnipeg. Which means first we need to VISIT Winnipeg. I think I know my angle... 

Yeah, people aren’t eating fast food to be healthy, dude. No one is going to do this. If you're going to eat healthy then don't eat fast food. If you're going to eat fast food, you might as well enjoy it. 

Not to rustle everyone’s jimmies but I’m in tech and the industry is definitely taking a blow from this “trade war” and if the automotive industry is next... Well I’m pretty sure that means recession as I’m not really sure what else America even makes any more.

You tell em

It’s still early. You know that, uh, Booker?, still totally has a chance of breaking into that inner circle...

I don't like the way you speak of Jalopnik

I think the bug IS the cryptocurrency. You guys have fun with that.

Drat, no bears. Maybe next month. 

Just now I was thinking to myself “I wonder what prolific kinja commenteer MatisyahuSerious had for lunch today?" and lo and behold, here it is. 

*ahem* It’s "challenge” victims, thanks. 

Similarly I wish you would just shut up already. 

I think I have more important things to worry about.