STOP TRYING TO KILL ME, CLAIRE

Cannonball Creek, but I think it moves around

I was just being a twit but it is genuinely nice to know that this is a thing.

There’s a food truck that comes to the brewery by my house that sells what are basically these (I think they refer to them as “dumplings” and they are smaller than what we are dealing with here so you’d want, like, 4 to what you would want probably of 1 here. Anyway, I digress...) but with a range of fillings from…

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They’re really not in a position where that would work out for them. Even if this was one of their Machiavellian ploys to embrace, extend, and destroy they have far too little market share to pull it off. Their best bet is to play nice and be solid alternative people WANT to switch over to.

Why do you hate the environment?

Could always go with the Gator Cut

I've known some desperate lesbians who live by that last sentence.

I live a good frisbee throw from the Coors plant. The people here are NOT Trump people. They’re also not Democrats. We all wave high to each other. But we also mind our own goddamn business. We smoke a fine green bowl in the comfort of our living rooms, but don’t you dare you dare vape near our streams. Golden sits at…

This is all for not if you die of mercury poisononing 20 minutes after you leave the place. 

Mom? 

I have never met such a creature

Oof. It must have been hard to masturbate with that going on. But I bet you managed, champ. 

I mean yeah kinda. For five years I lived next door to a couple of Mexican gearheads who spent every Sunday blasting mariachi music while they fixed up trucks and such in their backyard. Great dudes. They sold their place a few months prior to us moving out as the neighborhood got gentrified and we all got priced out.…

Outside Denver I still see these floating around. People keep them up. We are already kind of a Subaru town, and if we’re being real have enough of a Mexican population to bolster the numbers by a couple, but man I think people must love these things. Even though I haven’t seen even one wooden roof on one.

Mojo Porkabee Part 4: Mojito Porkito

I’m still pretty sure my parents have never had sex. 

*fart noises*

Get em