Oh okay buddy. I better not find out that you're taking campaign donations from BIG TOOTHPICK. 

Like I been to a lot of parties where the beers were in the fridge. Helping yourself isn’t crazy. Going through tupperware is crazy.

14-year-old me would have this laminated if Paul Walker was photoshopped in it*.

The apple = coke thing is untrue. Yes it is still sugar, and it is probably the closest unprocessed food to a soda. But it’s unprocessed fructose bound by fibers. The body processes this differently. It still has to digest, break down, and process those calories in a way that consuming a processed sugar liquid just…

Like two decades

God I hope she gets fired. That should actually be criminal negligence but this is America so she'll probably get a commendation letter from her senator. 

The dot com burst hit the tech sector a bit harder than most and set the whole plane on a severe tilt and then the world trade center got destroyed and the next time stocks opened the market crashed. It was an economic kick in the balls to an economy with a stomach ache.

Wow. The 80s and 90s were really good. That last recession was probably Vietnam? Then there was 9/11. Then there was the mortgage crisis. Worth pointing out that 2008 was due in part to the last Republican administration letting banks do whatever the fuck they want. Part of me wants a recession just so Trump has to…

This thread was amazing reading

I thought the restraining order said you couldn't go there any more? 

Weird. I had some of these a few weeks ago in Denver but they were in a distinct “chicken strip” form. They gave you 3 for one of the entree slots. I was thoroughly unimpressed. And I love my Panda E. Pass on these and get a scoop of orange chicken instead. 

My memory of this is likely warped by the sands of time because I think the last time I had one was early-to-mid 90's but I feel like Flinstones Push-Ups had kind of a sweet/savory thing going on with their sherbert-esque pops. So makes sense.

Sorry to keep popping in like this (you’re on my feed)

It’s the only thing within "fuck it, I want fast food" distance. They are also on par with other places you have mentioned. 

Or maybe The Frequent Flayer

This is obviously the correct answer but I am calling mine the Master Card

DAMNIT KAREN! 

Burger King also has spicy nuggets?

I might get one of these for coffe shop web coding. I cannot do things on just one monitor anymore :(

Thank you for your service.