The third one is nice....but it doesn’t explain the story at all. It just sorta goes through the major themes of the games.

Would that cover vampires too? It looks like it would. I bet it would hold up in vampire court.

Oh, so THAT’s Hotline Bling?

Is that a dance I’m supposed to recognize?

Oh. Now I’m sad.

And why haven’t they stopped her and her nefarious plans to re-route traffic on to side streets so they can covert the four lane main road into a two lane road with protected bike lanes and pedestrian parks? MADNESS.

Ok, so that’s WWII, but why haven’t they stopped ISIS? Or the Syrian civil war? Or the red menace? Or Donald Trump? Why haven’t they stopped Trump?

That must be what heaven looks like.

The IRS will accept this as the reason my taxes are screwy, right?
“I jumped on a cloud when I should have stomped on the koopa. But otherwise they’re totally right! When can I expect my mushroom to be deposited into my account?”

If you can’t catch them all, be them all. Apparently.

These modders are doing god’s work.

I have gotten into long Facebook arguments about the cinematography in Nolan’s batman films. I just think it’s so bland, boring and HEAVY. There’s no grace to anything. Every shot feels leaden. It’s the cinematic equivalent of Brutalist architecture. Dismal and overbearing.

The Ferry sequence is just the worst.

I know people have a lot of love for the Nolan Batman films, but in my opinion they’re some of the worst. The Dark knight is a good film, but it’s mostly due to Heath Ledger’s performance. The rest of the film is clunky, ugly, poorly edited and poorly shot. The same goes for Nolan’s other two Batman films - they go…

“And this issue of ownership? the fuck?” wasn’t a question, it was a judgement.

And yet, the game was finished. Dysfunction is a part of every job everywhere. His situation isn’t even unique to game design, it a part of bureaucracies at large companies around the world. And things still get done. And this issue of ownership? the fuck? I feel like this person had a warped idea of what a job…

I doubt they would have published the recent article re: the Egyptian-set game if that was the case. Granted, the story was up on reddit, but Kotaku’s story also had verification from several of their own sources. Sources that I’m sure Ubisoft would like to shush. Plus, it’s actually a fun game!

Ok, but maybe you’ll be interested in this: There’s a girl named Kelly on the current season of Project Runway that looks EXACTLY like Boy George in his 80s heyday. Like, exactly. It’s a trip. Google it, see for yourself!

The fact that you don’t realize it’s relevant proves my point. Thanks!

That site has nothing to do with real-world ethics. You know movie critics see the films for free, right? You know that book reviewers receive a copy of the book pre-release, right? Once again, proving that gamergate supporters know very little of the adult world.