PUMP YOUR BRAKES, JOLLY TIME. Don't go bringing Dovahkiin into this.

"All Pauline says she wanted was a little customer service. " You mean: "All Pauline wanted was free shit from the store."

Patriarchy at its finest brought us civilization.

straight people cannot handle rejection.

And then there's Gone Home, the stellar indie game this year that did more with less. It's a game that might be Game of the Year among people who agree that, sure, it is a game. But there's something about Gone Home that keeps bothering me. It's a well-told story that is unlocked through interaction. Is it, however, a…

So it applies to cities, except for this and that and the other exception. Right.

No shit. His point is that it's misleading to go strictly according to the census. Do you enjoy being purposefully dense?

Yeah...I don't get the hate. That kind of silly shit is Indiana Jones' bread and butter.

horrible music choice.

Love the article, but what does this mean: "The Empire class airplane could accommodate just 20 passengers if it was to be flown at night, since that's how many they had." How many what?

I'm missing the part where he's a convicted rapist. It says he pleaded guilty to assault with intent (not even attempted, I guess?) to rape, not rape. Is there no distinction between rape and intent to commit rape?

"Foodspin"????

This is about race! Stay on topic!

Oatmeal is a weekday breakfast.

The Gawker media sites are all troll sites that exist to generate discussion and page views. Not a single person writing for them is a serious journalist or seriously interested in the stories they write. accept it and move on. If you're looking for journalistic integrity you're in the wrong place.

I don't understand why it's "to their credit" anyway. It's advertising in the form of a game.

I skipped around.

Why do you care what online commenters think of you? Who gives a shit? You have a job, you make money, so what you're doing works. I don't understand how people get caught up in this bullshit.

.....yes.

This one must be a straight guy thing. I've never heard of a gay man who tried to argue their way to a second date once the other guy turns him down.