Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

Worm gear pictured here in its larval state:

I read all the way to the end, expecting it to be another one of Torch’s “I spoke with ____.” spoof articles, full of silly torch drawings and such.

“So, the first part of your question, totally agree, I don’t think cars—or any moving object, are made to be asymmetrical, because it goes against the grain of what humans are comfortable with.”

Whoa, cool interview with a car designer in the best possible context. (Cartoons.)

Yea, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to come off dickish. Nothing against the dogs themselves. But irresponsible breeders ruin everything. I have the same feelings about bulldogs because they have so many health issues because of “breeding standards.”

Minifig sir, minifig.

that font beat comic sans 105-108

For some reason I thought you were talking about the people in WOW. My apologies.

Hey, you haven’t yet had any gushing responses telling you this is an impressive work of creativity.

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

No surprise—there hasn’t been a Cup in Edmonton in 25 years.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

Depends on your perspective? “Erin” is an Anglicized version of “Eirinn”, which is one of the forms in Gaelic for “Eire” = i.e., Ireland. “Eireann” is the genitive, like “of Ireland,” so the Dail Eireann is, literally, “Assembly of Ireland” (one of the houses of their legislature).

Ok, this is such a dramatic development I had to take a walk around the office to calm down.