Toilet access is important, and a lot of women around the world still don’t have it.

Our planner recommended us a photographer who would have cost a metric shit tonne of money. I laughed, and my now-wife and I decided to find our own photographer. We found one for a third of the price. And I have regretted hiring that flakey, untalented, anti-vaxxer ever since. We had to cobble together our own photos…

What was the final giggles-per-mile calculation? Did the GPM drop over the ownership period?

Illogical or highly logical? I would make a case for the latter...

My sister’s apple pie, with her maple bourbon sauce, and her maple whipped cream. All three were parts of different dishes, but I decided to plate them together pretentiously.

Have you stopped giggling yet?

C.A. Pinkham,

That's impossible....

Generally, a Hindu accepts the Vedas, but not always. The way it was taught to me, Hinduism is about a way of life, and not about a core set of beliefs. It's very loose and allows for a vast set of beliefs to be grouped together.

I didn't say that there weren't any texts. There are texts, but the ones that you believe in is up to you.

As a cultural Hidhu, I can tell you to rock that pendant.

I seriously despise hindu fundamentalists. There is no central text of the religion, and it is what you make of it.

I have to say that the A.J. Foyt article was fantastic.

I worry that Mazda's shift key might wear out. There are a lot of capitals and acronyms in there....

I agree, but I would add that the interior of the Volt is a giant plastic mess. You may get all of the gadgets, but when the front door panel is literally two pieces of plastic bonded together, one wonders why they are charging $40 grand.

Here is my score. I have no control over the service or the billing, so I really can't change much.

The only thing it does to your mind is that we ask you to use it. My girlfriend goes to Caltech and when I visit it's like going to the Island of Misfit Nerds in the middle of the Sea of Vapidity.