On why the front of her skirt was not lifted:

The last thing Jaime Lannister saw before hitting the water?

That’s what I do: I drink and I throw things.

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

I agree he’s gross but unless there’s evidence he’s a child predator I somewhat disfavor leg breaking although it does remind me of a charming story from my childhood...

“He likes to wear a T-shirt with a photo of a young girl sitting on the knee of an older man, reading “ACCEPTING APPLICATION 4A SUGAR BABY,”...”

“I can show you my bank account. I don’t have any assets. I don’t have money, just enough to live. I don’t have money for a sugar baby.”

I’ll never forgive her for betraying Mozart for that evil Salieri...

Kelly will tighten up the office and the staff, but he can’t ever manage Trump for long. The more success Kelly has, the more the media will talk about his success, the more he will be seen as controlling Trump. That perception will nag at Trump until he literally can’t help but act out. Every single time.

“why Dany didn’t, like, zigzag is beyond me”

definitely seems to be an problem Westerosi people have when dealing with bows and arrows

1. this isn’t i09.

I read it because I have come to realize that the best Thrones episodes cannot be ruined, even by spoilers.

Tax returns? Pee tape or GTFO.

40 dollars a year for VPN > getting emails from ISPs asking “could you please not torrent things”

Aw, it’s cute that you think that’ll happen to all of them, much less 1% of them even. I’ve been torrenting tons for years and haven’t heard a peep from any of my providers.

I’m a medical writer and my job is to submit regulatory documents to the FDA. People, the FDA exists for a reason. The number of vulnerable, dying people who may now be actively harmed or outright killed by con men selling toxic snake oils just went up in a big, big way.

the rule is that you conscientiously educate yourself by asking an actual L(/l/w)ibertarian which standard of capitalization pisses them off the most, and then proceed to use that one.

it takes a special kind of asshole POTUS to upset the IC, Military AND the Secret Service...that’s a trifecta of stupid that i can’t comprehend...and i’m pretty good at stupid.