It wasn’t the perfect joke, but I tried.

“First responders are also preparing for traffic accidents, jammed cell phone towers, and an overload of 911 calls”

I wish I had the definitive answer, but my opinion is to raise our children different than we were raised and hope that the next generation is better.

“But who tells the men they are superior?”

Male here. I hope this isn’t construed as mansplaining.

“The Liberal Agenda Fake News Media forced him to do this!”

Yep. Sure, there’s some problems with it (travel times were ridiculous), but I didn’t care. It was absolutely entertaining. I’ve never been so stressed out watching any TV show or movie in my life. Then followed up with the scene on the boat, I was so choked up. Took me a half hour to recover.

Is he the only one that knows how? Or does he even know how? The only Valyrian steel that has been reforged was Ned’s sword, and that was done in King’s Landing after Gendry was already gone.

Realizing Gendry is good with a battle hammer, like his father: Great

I said fighting with himself because denouncing them might give a slight boost to his approval ratings, which he could brag about, but you’re right. He would rather reward his base than please everyone against him.

David Duke’s tweet explains it all. Trump is probably fighting with himself because he knows the Nazis/White Supremacists/KKK support and voted for him. He didn’t denounce them during the campaign because as a business person he knew those were votes and he didn’t want to lose them. We know how he feels about…

Did I need to click on this?

It’s the new way of parenting. We don’t need to provide emotional and financial support to our offspring. We just gotta pray and some guy in the sky will feed/clothe children and make sure they feel loved.

Oh no. I just bought 11/22/63 a few weeks ago because I thought the show adaptation with James Franco was pretty good. The book isn’t that bad is it?

I have this guy who just started working for my company. He’s a part-time Pentecostal minister who just moved back to the area from Texas because he “felt the Lord calling him back”. He hasn’t sworn in over 20 years, waited till marriage to have sex, and seems like the nicest guy.

I think your’re first assumption is correct. I think the second assumption is correct twoo.

Some embarrassing things to admit:

Replace “Knife” with “Wife” and these titles become somewhat amusing:

Grills, Grills, Grills

“it happened during the dessert course.”