Plus, he hasn’t always said that. He’s only been saying that for about 4 months.

“8 Dems control Senate. Crazy!”

I know there’s nothing wrong with wearing clothes that have the American flag on them, as long as it’s not made out of an actual flag. I still say wearing something that has the stars and stripes covering the crotch and ass is pretty unpatriotic.

“The US. Department of Health and Human Services is cutting off $213.6 million in funding towards teen pregnancy prevention programs”

True, but that might have been because Obama didn’t want his endorsement:

“That Daddy should not be allowed to call himself a ‘Yankee’ if he doesn’t sing in English.”

A lot of those constituents are also convinced that Dems are trying to take their hunting rifles away. I had a co-worker tell me that liberals wanting gun control is the first step in making hunting illegal, because they’re so obsessed with protecting wildlife.

The level of horror would be for the NRA and gun manufacturers to stop giving donations to the Republicans.

It’s my 29th birthday today. One last year in my 20's. I’ve been sober for 4.5 years so I don’t really participate in regular 4th of July activities anymore.

I had a few friends who weren’t allowed to read the books because of their Christian parents. The parents believed that the books promoted satanic worship because it was about wizardry and “black magic”.

What’s something that stinks, but you actually love the smell of?

I guess we now know why Kessel is self-conscious about his breath.

EVERYONE GETS LOCKED UP!!!!

I commented on a Star Wars article on Io9 and mixed up two minor characters. At least 1 reply a week, for 6 months, correcting me and calling me an idiot.

The Exorcist wasn’t cancelled:

Jennifer Euston, the casting director.

I guess Olivia has to Pack ‘er things up and move out.

You cannot lose games in the NHL and still win.