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Is it just me, or does the new MLB.tv embedded video player suck?

Good call. I was going to mention the Bright Eyes Christmas album but I think the Sufjan tunes are pretty much the saddest of the sad Christmas songs.  

Why yes, I am ready for a Sia Christmas album.

Quick. Someone tell Trump what a Faustian Bargain means.

This is true, but remember Trump is a guy that thought everything about being president is easy. He had no clue that he is really bad at hiding things and the only reason his shit hasn’t been called before is because the authorities and media never paid that close of attention to him before other than the superficial

And this isn’t even the biggest story about Trump’s lies today.

Now I lay me down to sleep

Kellyanne: “I can’t believe Spicer only lasted 53 days as Communications Director. That’s a record that will never be broken”

This is interesting. I’ve been waiting 6 mos. to see someone say something like this. Just didn’t expect it to be Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ):

Man pour one out for Olenna Tyrell. Her character will so be missed, but she went out like a G.

man he just needs to stop eating shit food. if he’d just stop eating shit food IN PUBLIC he would be dropping a fair amount of calories by my estimation. seems like every time a camera finds him in public he’s stuffing some bullshit down his gullet.

Time for some traffic problems in his colon.

Video proof that now Chris Christie values Nacho chili fries from Milwaukee, Wisconsin more over his constituents in New Jersey. What the fuck is the guy doing there, anyway?

Im surprised he actually did anything before scarfing down those nachos.

I’m quite sure he has no goddamn idea.

All that term limits do is kill off a reservoir of experience and eliminate the few “good eggs” in Congress.

Since Trump wants to gut the filibuster rules (from 60 votes, to a simple majority of 51 votes in the Senate,) let’s also reduce the 2/3 vote required for impeachment to just 51%.

Just like you give us a prime example of why abortion is sometimes a good idea.

Every time the dude opens his mouth something bad happens. He has never, at any time, had any normal interactions with anyone.