I think he only “preys”.

“Lord, it’s me The Mooch. Please watch over my child if you want to. I dunno if it’s a boy or girl but that’s kind of irrelevant. Just make sure that my whore bitch of a wife gets some sort of lingering cancer or somethin’ so that I don’t gotta pay alimony for too long. If you could see your way to take her before the…

He’s probably like Trump, who only notices his offspring once they are over 18 or give him a boner. Until then, snotty kids are women’s work.

His treatment of his newborn son is the true condemning act in my opinion. Even if your ex is a true demon, you have a newborn son in IC. Even highly narcissitic, sexist men often care (as much as abusive sociopaths can care) for their male children as reflections of themselves ...that 50% dna for example.

I love complete pieces of shit that “pray”

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

‘Congratulations, I’ll pray for our child,’

Also possible Trump picked him for that reason - - he’s Trump’s mouthpiece for saying the horrible shit Trump can’t be caught saying aloud while President. He’s an avatar.

Obligatory.

WHY ISN’T THERE ANYTHING ABOUT NORTH KOREA’S MISSILE LAUNCH???? IT WOULD FIT IN RIGHT BELOW THE THING ABOUT TOM CRUISE’S BREATH!!!!!!

And has already been covered by every site months ago.

Because this is the daily celebrity gossip article? Just a guess.

I’m psychic. I literally hit “Publish” and then walked into the living room and saw Priebus was out. I then saw Kelly had become Chief of Staff and started thinking Kelly was one of the few people qualified to run the department he was head of, so it is time to put someone crazy in that slot.

I just go with Rinsed Pubis as the accompaniment to My Penis (Mike Pence).

Also Paulie is too stupid to understand a reference to a sinking ship probably isn’t going to go over well with Grump.

Rancid Penis was always my go to

Paul Ryan’s too stupid to get the irony that he quoted a Canadian singer-songwriter who, by virtue of his citizenship, has universal health care.

Note to the White House.

starred for the strong but out-of-left-field slam on pie.