37 of them.

“This is terrifying and bad. We’re fucked.”

I hope Trump puts his Shit Head of the Year Award trophy on his desk too.

I was just watching this episode last night and thought the exact same thing.

I’m confused. Are we supposed to give him a pat on the back?

“festering boil on the anus of American media”

I couldn’t bring myself to watch this. I was so pissed when I found out there wasn’t a new episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. that I decide to watch a few episodes of The Mighty Boosh instead.

Jezebel writers criticizing someone who did nothing wrong? Things really are starting to get back to normal around here.

“Carrie Fisher fucked Harrison Ford!!!”

I hate when I’m taking a shit, decide to look at some sexy pics on my phone, and then get a boner that gets stuck on the rim of the toilet.

I’m getting a Finn Jones vibe now.

Mrs. Eriksen’s 7 layer salad:

“He also claims that his girlfriend broke his nose and kneed him in the groin during the argument.”

The Declaration of Independent was signed on a Thursday. If you don’t watch TNF, then you’re disrespecting the military.

“I am so saddened to hear that female journalists are being harassed, and I say, stop it. If it — if it helps, I will say this, and I will say right to the cameras: Stop it.”

Please tell me more about growing up in Buffalo.

All I can think of when I hear “Forrest Lucas”:

Vice President Keegan-Michael Key.