“He came after me like a dog with a bone for nine months”

I’m not homophobic, I just don’t think the gays should have any rights.

Seriously, everyone knows those sluts’ emotions are getting to them. All they do is make stuff up so they can get attention.

I’m not a misogynist, but women are inferior to men.

Doubt the Beast would replace Belle when she turns 35 though.

You should have seen their cake.

Correcting grammar? You bastard!

We really need to canvas for the next Democratic candidate so we can beat Trump with easel in 2020.

“We’re like one or two degrees of separation away from the fucking President.”

Trump’s first war-gaming exercise:

A video comes out that every single person in America (including Trump and his supporters) shows horrible behavior.

If I’m NOT getting that drunk when I’m 35, I will be ashamed of myself.

“Billy Bush could be Breitbart’s new Hollywood reporter.”

I’m sure some of my family members still say this wasn’t Trump’s fault and continue to defend everything he’s said.

“one day after voters enshrined a new era of white supremacist leadership in America.”

So what you’re saying is that drinking at a bar can help solve problems?

Wait, am I banned on io9? Lol, sensitive twats.

This is the most inspirational news all week. I am filled with hope for the future.

I think there should be a warning before all Marvel movies that if you try to fight villains with superpowers, you will probably be killed.