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I'm pretty sure my sauna is gay. It keeps giving my swimming pool steamy looks.

Wow. I wish I knew you just so I could do that.

That second snapshot was taken when she was working at the ACLU. It is my ambition to get someone to gift a print of it to me as a law school graduation present, and I will hang it on the wall of my fancy pants lawyer office. I love her so much.

YOU KEEP WHAT YOU KILL

*walks into local Crossfit gym and punches the nearest Paleo enthusiast square in the crotch*

You win one kale smoothie.

Being the most insufferable white woman at a brunch, I'm guessing.

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

Also, back in the day - 50s/60s and probably a little later - they didn't always follow the protocol for officially changing your name, they just ... changed their names. Both of my grandmothers had no idea what my mom was talking about when she had to fill out paperwork after she got married because they straight-up…

My ex-MIL can't get her's. She was married in Hollywood in the early 70s, but lives in GA now. She's tried, but they can't find any record of it.

You know what's retarded? Using the word retarded like that.

So this crazy bitch bankrolled his campaign to deny womens reproductive rights.

Pshh, there are blades on ice skates!

He's got a point. I mean, it's right there in our promise:

No shit. Every time those things go on sale, like half the girls I know go on and on about how they could eat box after box if it were socially acceptable.

I have a non-hyphenated but double barrel last name with names from two different languages that sound awful together. But it's my name and I rock it. I'm really proud of my mother's heritage and the important role she plays in my life. Is it a problem on forms? Yes. Is it more of a problem than representing only one…

This is how I feel about the traveling-with-your-different-last-named-baby camp. I know a lot of women who express concern that this will be an issue if they have a different name. I say, put the onus on the issuers to come up with a solution, ie maybe a legal guardian(s) spot on a minor's passport, or some such?

Other cultures handle it fine, though – the double-barrelled thing isn't is pretty normal in Spain.

This is, for the most part, a great article that voices some thoughts I've had for a long time, but haven't seen questioned much. A few other points I have: