MY excuse?

"I also researched it extensively online."

This guy sexts like someone with no personality trying to make small talk at a party.

So you're saying to focus on your thneed.

Umm...will this be live-streaming anywhere? Because I absolutely want to watch this. Gather up some of my knitting buddies, have some wine, and enjoy hours of knitting TV, while getting sloshed and knitting something I'll only have to tear back the next day when I remember what a bad idea it is to knit while drunk.

Maybe there's a reason his rabbit is so scary...

Katie! Even if you are leaving us, you can always be that girl. Yelling about rape culture is forever.

Because I'm a dumbass, I tried to star your comment by clicking on the "Do" button.

No, I sound like all the people who think Lolo Jones shouldn't have more endorsements and name recognition than the two women from her team who actually medaled in the Olympics, women who she didn't even shake hands with and who got called ugly bitches in the national media and on Jez for pointing out the skewed…

Did a guy create this graphic? Because the seat's up, and our poor girl up there has enough problems, man.

OMG THIS IS A THING?!?!? I just thought my bum hated me and wanted to annoy me by making me have to deal with period blood and a messy bum at the same time. Ok. I'm not weird. Cool.

The Red Pill is indeed a reference to the Matrix, but has been adopted by MRAs to describe the realization that women only love bastards. So to get women to like you, you have to be a bastard. It's all backed up by evolutionary psychology which is true and a science (a science, dammit!).

Okay, so look. You warned me. And I was like, I'm totally checking this out because YES, I do love a good "What the fuck is this shit" for my Thursday evening. So I clicked, went to one article. Went to an article at the bottom where it says, "You might also like..." Now, knowing the site. I most certainly will not…

Just a guess, but I'm going to guess that yes it is a Matrix reference. And what it has to do with women is that, in the movie, taking the red pill led you to the truth. So what they're saying is they're a page of men who have discovered "the truth" about women.

Yes, it's a Matrix reference whereby men who take the red pill instead of the blue pill are freed of the false reality designed to keep men down, and can now see women as the "people" they really are. And I use quotes with people because they don't view women as human or equal to men — at best women are viewed as…

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He didn't know he was giving up his complete parental rights. In the military, it is customary for a member to sign over complete guardianship to the custodial parent.. it may even be required before deployment. He was being deployed, he signed the paper. This guy is no angel but he got screwed over in a huge way.

1. Remove all references to "flushable."

I'm dead serious! How dare you question my commitment to lentils! I pick them every day, and make sure I have equal parts green, tan and red ones, because I believe in lenticular equality.