He didn't write "If." He wrote "To." There's a big difference there and makes it an actual apology.

I would have liked it better if he'd said "To everyone I've offended..." rather than "anyone," but he's still not making it conditional. Actual apology achieved.

Yeah, you can have guns in Chicago. The state of Illinois and the city of Chicago had their laws overturned by a judge's ruling recently. Plus, we sidle up next to Indiana, and while I am all in favor of their illegal fireworks that folks buy just across the state line, I am less in favor of their gun show guns and…

I am a Frap Machine

Go fuck yourself.

I bought bootlegged VHS tapes of Felicity off eBay. So many obsolete concepts in that sentence.

You don't need a white asshole. You ARE a white asshole.

Okay.... but can we talk about the problematic and racist nature of her performance? Her literal use of people as props? Her association of her newfound sexuality with the traditional codifiers of black female culture, thereby perpetuating the Jezebel stereotype that black women are lewd, lascivious and uncontrollably…

lol yea bro it's the h8ters that don get miley and shit. for real. my dick wuz so hard during that performance i had to yell at my moms when she tried to come down to invite me to dinner. hahahaa meatloaf like i giv a fuk.

She's totally going to fuck you. I promise.

I think this was a phenomenal decision, but now I'm boiling with anger at the double standard of justice that I'm seeing here. We think it's illegal for a photographer to refuse to photograph a wedding because the couple is gay, but that it's completely fine for a pharmacist to refuse to sell Plan B? Or hospitals to…

I wonder if it will be intersectional in perspective?

OMG all the magic of a mac and cheese convention ...

I'm holding out for the International Biscuit Convention later this year in Texas. It's a four-day event with concurrent gravy sessions AND complimentary sausages. The badges are awesome.

seriously. if you don't get mashed potatoes, biscuits AND stuffing with your gravy, i'm leaving for the mac and cheese convention at the hilton next door.

No debate needed, Luke and Jess.

Marc Summers, you are the best. Step this way and collect your prize!

I still can't process that he managed to host the show all those years while suffering from severe OCD.

Hardcore "predestination" doctrine is basically the domain of the Calvinists, who represent a small subset of American Protestants. I would venture to say that the majority of American Protestants (especially evangelicals) are more on the Arminian side of the spectrum. They definitely think free will is Where It's At.

"Women of color need to look on the bright side. If you're part of a subset of people of color that happens to be the only one in the US that has maintained income parity (by gender only!) with white people for the past decade or two, then you're probably a secret rock star! I mean, you kind of have to be to get…

Look on the bright side and buck up mean the same damn thing. What on earth do you think your mansplaining humblebrag added to the conversation? Take a seat.