He was on the Today show defending himself a couple weeks ago and I just kept yelling “STOP RUINING EVERYTHING” at the TV.

This was exactly my experience with running shorts.

OMG - I’m only replying to let you know that YOU ARE NOT ALONE and this site has documented this issue (even helped us to find answers! It has to do with hormones and cramping!) extensively in the 5+ years since I left this original comment!

The people who think Oprah isn’t qualified to be President completely misunderstand what it takes for a black woman, for any woman but especially a black woman, to create a media and business empire. The whole thing is fundamentally a political act, unless you were that one PA on set that Seth Meyers mentioned, Jeremy…

To be fair I don’t believe they choose the thumbnail for the video, that’d be the uploader.

When I was in college I worked for the college’s orientation office as a work-study. So we basically ran the orientation program, corralled the advisors, coordinated when freshmen and parents were arriving, and so on.

Not in the original post, the jokes aren’t spam as Panties-in-a-wad up here suggests, and they’re clearly not entries to the contest so lighten the fuck up, Francis.

Yo seriously what the fuck? Why are you being such an asshole?

Excuse you? Can we not joke now?

It was, if a jokey take on one. But apparently folks have lost their sense of humor.

A draft of the Department of Health and Human Services’s strategic plan states that life begins at conception.

Yeah but I mean Aaron Samuels was never the smartest guy in the bunch.

Netflix!

Hold weddings people can’t actually afford, if we’re talking Biltmore.

I suspect since they’re in counseling he knows she knows, and it may be too late. :(

What the fuck 35-year-old says “is this how young people act?” You’re a millennial, bro, fucking act like it.

Whose home office needs meeting space?! Mine is currently stacked up tall with board games, empty La Croix cans, and approximately 27 different water bottles.

Anyone who travels from Rochester NY to celebrate a Confederate racist piece of shit general (MISS ME with the “Lee was actually not a bad guy” bullshit) is a piece of racist trash.

See also, anyone in the north who flies the battle flag claiming “heritage.”

I did it in 2016, it was my second 10K ever, and I had such a blast. A fellow Jezzie (or, former fellow Jezzie) and I did it together and had such an awesome weekend. She also took me to the VMFA and to a noodle place and to a place with Karaoke and I loved it and her.