There doesn’t *need* to be two-party consent to disclose the content of an email - emails aren’t secretly recorded conversations.

Scaled pushups (off a bench or whatever’s sturdy, lower than waist—height and less than flat horizontal) are pretty effective for the same muscles if patience is not a virtue you hold. Not *quite* as big a a workout but you can build up (or down, as it were) to the floor.

Do you have a source on this? I’ve only ever seen that publicly funded preschools are too varied to show an effect that’s large in magnitude, not that there’s evidence of harm. Specifically:

Bobby Finger, that first paragraph. Will you marry me please and invite Amy Poehler?

I wish I lived closer to my dad so I could scan a copy of my Freshman year school picture for you. My accordion headband had beaded flowers on it.

The absolute worst part about this news is that I know I will do it. I know. I will wear them. They may not be JNCOs and they may not be the super-wide. But I know I will wear wide-leg jeans again. And that makes me incredibly sad. What’s worse, I’ll be behind the trend, so I’ll be wearing them when everyone else…

Don’t forget to cut it into a pixie first, and I hope you stocked up on accordion headbands.

That’s a National Panhellenic Council rule.

My boyfriend’s mom, who told me I was “brave” for wearing sleeveless shirts with my fat/flabby arms (I’ve posted about that before) gave my boyfriend special hair loss shampoo last night “for his thinning hair.”

What the hell kind of barn were you raised in where you think it’s polite to complain about the food, let people know that you didn’t like the food enough to order a pizza to your room, and leave in the middle of programming because you don’t like what’s served to you? Are you 12?

19 is plenty old enough to understand the concept of “don’t sexually assault someone.”

If you see a lady wearing a blue blinking armband running through the Loop on a weeknight, say hi, because it’s me.

Don’t give excuses to adults who behave like children - the salads were huge and had three kinds of meat on them. The woman sitting next to me had Chrone’s disease and still had plenty to eat even when she took out the things her body doesn’t digest. I didn’t even finish mine because it was so huge. (That’s what she…

You’re asking this question on an article about how a huge number of people have access to $0 right now because they can’t access their electronic funds. I’d like you to think about that for a moment.

I went to a convention banquet and sat at a table where grown adults in their 30s complained about the salad lunch (it was pretty good and they separated a lot of it into sections so you could just take out the things you didn’t like) then ordered a pizza to their room and left the banquet to eat it.

I left off the end of my comment - it’s mostly just an opportunity for stores to have a sale, like Labor Day, but with fewer people actually getting the day off. I’ve never seen anyone actually *celebrate* it.

It’s when we celebrate a greedy, genocidal maniac who “discovered” land where the idea of “dollas make us holla” was allowed to grow and foster into the deeply unequal, unempathetic, and inhuman hellscape that is the United States by having sales at stores that prey on the underclass.

*feels smart*

I’m gonna be “that guy” for a second and tell you this - do C25K. I did it this past summer and since then have been slowly working my way to farther and farther distances. My life has done a complete 180 in the last 6 months.

Rhabdo?