I painted my skin when I lost a pinky toenail this summer. Also, I lost a pinky toenail while training for a 10K. I’m not going to have any toenails left if I start training for a marathon. But I think I’m totally gonna do a marathon.

I’m making my sign tomorrow morning. Not sure if it’ll have glitter on it or not.

Love It or List It is how I knew Canadian home prices were high, so it evens out a little.

But you still have to go through the bother of setting up 365 separate accounts. That’s still a lot of work. Work that complete sane people would say wasn’t worth a free birthday drink every day.

But his hack requires having 365 individual email addresses. Nobody got time for that.

ALSO, BLTs are not breakfast sandwiches! THEY ARE THE MOST DELICIOUS LUNCH ANYONE EVER THOUGHT OF.

If they’re charging BRUNCH prices it better come with a fucking mimosa.

It shouldn’t be required, though. Let’s face it, breakfast sandwiches are really the fare of to-go places - McDonalds, Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts. You’ve gotta order your sides there and pay for them, whether they’re part of a combo or not.

I would posit that:

I have been trying hard to cook at least a few nights a week again (“cook” meaning, make something different than the same 5 dishes that I can make by just throwing shit in a pan or grilling some meat and making a vegetable), so I revisited the Rachel Ray cookbook I have, even though I work from home so theoretically…

Hillary can sit with me and crack jokes, that’s fine.

Nah, he’s sweet and tells her to get off my (metaphorical) duck on the regular. Has for 9 years now.

Unfortunately I don’t think that any single person has the market cornered on “raging asshole.”

Well, she’s not a nice person.

My boyfriend’s mother once said to me, and I quote, “I love that you wear sleeveless dresses even though you have huge upper arms. I wish I were that brave.”

Dye it.

Kermit is an underwear model!

Reba is “Rebarvel” in his list. Truly a sad one.

BOBBY STOP REPORTING THESE BREAKUPS YOU’RE TEARING ME APART.

And the endorsement’s pretty funny, in a “thank god Rory chose Yale” sort of way.