LoveNoelG

6/15/15

As a girl, I have tried the direct approach and in my experience it isn’t worth it. If a guy actually wants to hang out, he will text me and be direct. I start doing it after we’ve already hung out a few times. There’s no reason in my mind for a guy not to ask me if he wants to.

6/15/15

I have done all those things (except the childbirth, but there has been gross proxy stuff) and honestly it’s fucking awesome. Never have I cared so little about closing the bathroom door and it is the sweetest freedom.

6/13/15

Two days without social media? Has the red cross been brought in?

6/12/15

6/12/15

That hair takes effort. She was definitely trying to do something.

6/12/15

How are things going to work out if I’m call myself white and carry a gun at an airport? Not too well, I imagine.

6/11/15

LOL. You’ve got some convincing ladies on your hands.

6/10/15

He’s just looking for anustart.

6/10/15

I’m a librarian. We don’t care what you read—we’re just happy you’re reading. Promise :)

6/10/15

I’m 28 and I cried six times TODAY. (Shut up, I was reading a really poignant book while working an unexpected grave shift, you guys would have cried too.)

6/10/15

She looks bizarrely like a dark-skinned, dark-haired Chloe Sevigny.

6/9/15

Sigourney Weaver or gtfo

6/9/15

Julianne Moore.

6/9/15

I thought “Never clear the bride’s (or groom’s) plate” was a rule. If they aren’t around to hand you the plate, for the love of all that is holy, leave it.

6/9/15

Nothing, it’s just the people who go around acting like their love of British TV somehow makes them unique and especially cultured.

6/9/15

Why a 7 yr old held any clout in your wedding is astounding to me.

6/9/15

My wedding itself was a disaster, thanks to mommy dearest. Since the big wedding plans got cancelled, we were going to elope with just our photographers - we ended up inviting a few family members. ANYWAY. We went to a cupcake store while we were taking our pictures before we got married/met up with everyone, and…

6/9/15

So... not a disaster, but I can’t help but share this because I loved my tiered apple pie for my wedding oh so much. It was the best.

6/9/15

Also, cuz I love sharing:

6/9/15

Because horses aren’t trying to get faster the way humans are. Horses aren’t like awake in the stable at night like “shit I need to push my body to the limit! Do something no horse has ever done before! You’re going down, Secretariat!” They’re just like “what the fuck why are we running?”