That’s obviously a completely different situation based on concern for the safety of the child and not the comfort of a serial deadbeat.

Thanks for your concern trolling, but no one is being abused.

Except a lot of these women probably aren’t getting child support because of some fucked up logic in their minds where it’s better for them and their child to just not push for it. My niece’s father has like...I don’t even know...6 or 7 other kids? With several different women. And my sister won’t go after him for…

If we can’t get working adults to save their actual income for their very imminent futures, how on earth are we going to get horny teenagers to consider an abstract percentage of their theoretical future income and how much of it might be spent on something that hasn’t happened yet, and expect it to profoundly affect…

Yes. My father has 8 kids (that we know of) with 5 different women. It's been super hard to get over the terrible scars that leaves you to have a careless selfish human being as a father.

My guess is that he has another child on the way. He doesn’t give a fuck.

Dads, having more kids will not increase your dadness. You have a fixed amount of dad, and you have to dad it equally among all your kids. Just dad a small daddable group of kids, and each kid will get more dad. That’s just sensible dadmath.

Maybe. But he’s a guy who seemingly does nothing these days but A) performing comedy and B) talking to comedians. So I’m guessing he’s not entirely talking out of his butt here.

Adam Carolla isn’t really a successful comedian. He’s a TV/Radio show host who used his fame in those areas to sell venues.

I still consider it a dick move to propose during someone else’s wedding, even if the bride said it was okay. It’s quite likely that the bride felt pressured to say yes in order to keep the peace or avoid drama before the wedding.

I thought the big deal about the photo was the woman wearing shorts (she’s been cropped out of this picture) at a wedding.

Bullshit. The bride is trying to save face. She fucking hated the proposal.

You are absolutely fine as you are. The expectation that you “pay for your plate” is one developed by people who don’t seem to understand that expecting guests to reimburse you for entertaining them is not hospitality, but extortion. You host your guests in a way you can afford, and gifts are given in the same way.

It isn’t cultural, it’s a dated thought process from back when weddings were these over the top elaborate affairs and costs were high (traditional evening wedding/more formal venue). Choosing to have an expensive wedding these days, with the countless options available, that costs more than $100 a plate is on them.…

Guys, I could really use some warm fuzzies. Today is the 14th anniversary of my son’s death - he was 6 months old, and his father (my then-husband) shook him to death. Some years are not so bad, but this one is.

It’s our first anniversary tomorrow! I’m so happy. We’re going to have such a nice day together, and I’m just thrilled. I just bought some champagne and a card with his favorite animal on it. :) I’m going to make him whipped cream in the morning, and he will be so excited! What’s your favorite way to celebrate your…

Maybe it’s time to switch to decaf?

There’s no way that it would take more time to have him point at a line of text on a menu than to get two managers involved to eventually decide on and approve the plan Josh came up with.

With respect, you could have your eyes glued to home plate, but if you think you could dodge a bat flying at you at that speed, you are fucking kidding yourself.