About 8 years ago, Dallas to somewhere Carolina, I had the misfortune of seeing a father beat the shit out of his 3-5 year old daughter for hours. He shook her, punched her, slapped her, verbally abused her. All the things. He was completely wasted and the flight crew served him over and over and over. It was the most…

This is a win-win situation.

Right? I mean, I don’t think anyone is going to think that Amish youth are heavily into meth. He’s a touch defensive, no?

I loved Spy and laughed my ass off but had to pee by the end of it. Everyone in the theater looked at me like I was going out to the lobby to slap babies while they stared at the credits.

My last name is a pain in the ass and I will absolutely take marriage as my excuse to change it. With my luck my future husbands name will be Fartsniffer.

That is awesome *and* Michael Moore has stepped up to cover all fees involved with this situation. Someone posted the Twitter below. The more money to this badass woman, the better!

If anyone knows where we can donate for their defense fund, please post a link. I know GoFundMe doesn’t do legal fee fundraising, but who does?

Seriously? Because the other day a server brought out our appetizer 30 seconds after our entree and I cannot pretend that is ok. He was shocked!? at the notion of pacing and sent the GM over. They were so embarrassed, like faceplam “this shit again” embarrassed. We got the app for free but so what. I can afford food,…

I hear you and agree except it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world if this guy wasn’t in her life anymore. He has obviously not been a positive influence in her life. His comment is thick with judgement and threats and horribleness.

This poor girl has no idea how to be a parent based on her terrible role models. No wonder her life is a mess. Best wishes to her. You? What good are you for her? Threaten her into an abortion? With that kind of non-supportive asshole in her life, what chance does she have? Ugh, you are seriously a terrible person.

I’m not sure this is funny or something to take lightly. This poor woman obviously has deep and serious issues. Sexual abuse would be the obvious thought and it’s not LOL on the internet times.

Totally bizarre casting on the kids. I assume they are all related to Hollywood execs.

Has your account been hacked? Do you know that you are quitting tomorrow and just want to burn this shit to the ground? Why on Earth would any reasonable, professional person respond to their audience this way?

If you don’t comment on Gawker sites, how will you spend that 22 hours of each day!? Seriously, you really do need to take a break and reevaluate your investment in online commenting. It cannot be healthy and other areas of your life must be suffering because of it. Good luck to you.

I was a wee girl but I remember my fashionable female family members making terrible fun of Diana’s dress. It has not aged well either.

Diana’s dress is so astoundingly horrible. It’s a shame that it has to be attached to her forever. And then Fergie comes in a few years later and tries to copy it!? This is not an 80s thing, it’s just a straight-up bad taste thing.

Please tell me “sweet” for suite is a weird typo. Please tell me you know how to spell suite.

You are more upset over this than you should be. It’s cool. Your comment said “I hate cake”; that you would get cake to appease your 7 year old nephew is odd. It plays into the larger societal issue of entitled kids but that must not be the case with your family. And it’s not anywhere near the same as being…

Honestly, I bet it was an older family member. The over 70’s will fight tooth and nail for centerpieces and leftovers with no shame. Caterers know better, the older generation doesn’t.

Seriously, what the fuck. Fantastic opportunity for him to learn that not everything is about him. Now what? Life is going to be tough for that kid.