Are you a Salma Hayek superfan? The woman says inane shit to a mass audience repeatedly. And her work is boring. Continue on with your crusade to quell criticism against her. Like I said, life will continue to be hard for you.

You should do your own research on her brilliant mind but one gem is: “I am not a feminist. If men were going through the things women are going through today, I would be fighting for them with just as much passion. I believe in equality.”

If honest opinions about Salma Hayek hurt you then life is going to be an insurmountable series of hardships.

She has always struck me as being astoundingly stupid. She tries very hard to seem intelligent (so many cringes along the way) but you can’t fake it. This one is all beauty.

Of all the days and all the weeks and all the months and all the years, *that* is the time to propose?

You are NOT alone in this. I am in my early 30s and have nothing to do on weekends or ever really. It’s partially by choice but also social anxiety. The key is to not compare yourself to others. Besides, if you are fudging your social calendar who’s to say others aren’t? Everyone is more boring than we think. I hope…

I’m from Texas and there is tea and there is iced tea. Words mean things.

Interests and opinions!? Silly woman, don’t you understand he has miles and rewards from work? You can’t buy that kind of romance. (but your employer can)

That is a plate of beige. *shudders*

She wasn’t molested for a year. She was raped for a year. It’s important to not minimize these crimes.

DC is seriously the worst city to live in, tourist wise. It is where people who never travel travel. Every moron who has never left their zip code has been to DC.

Ok, good. Because that shit is really getting out of hand. WHO does that? WHO allows their child to do it!? It’s mind bogglingly rude.

What about public nuisance or loitering or noise violations or excessive dogs barking, etc. Annoying things are policed everyday.

What about people who play games/watch shows/listen to music without headphones? Because that should be on any public transit etiquette list.

She honestly does sound super fun to talk to at parties. She would talk mad shit about people and be all around grumpy hilarious. “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me”, a wise woman once said.

She wouldn’t have cared at all. I cared. I didn’t want people asking me questions or it being in her photos forever.

I dislocated my shoulder 3 days before my sisters wedding and was in unbearable pain. But I took the sling off and acted like everything was a-ok because I didn’t want any attention taken from her. The few people that knew acted like I was a hero. Ummmm, not my day. Not my spotlight. It’s the right thing to do, yeah?

Are you the daughter of the mom who accidentally texted about a threesome “I can’t wait to have you both inside of me”!? I forget what post that was but *cringe*.

But what does “easy” mean? That it is easy to take your dog into stores and cafes? I’m not sure that equates to overall quality of life for a dog. Maybe it’s best for dogs to have a yard and their own space to roam. Perhaps those of us in the Bay Area take our dogs everywhere because we feel guilty leaving them in 200…

Something about this looks very fake.