Yoga Nerd MD is the most embarrassing person on the Gawker network. Noone of any consequence has that much free time to comment on the internet. Adultosaur is obviously just a bored kid so I have more tolerance. I’ve not noticed Nefertitties as much.

Where can any kid have both parents full time? A married family home? Co parenting is ok, these two just suck super hard.

You are making simple, uninformed comments about a complicated situation. It's ok to not comment on everything.

This situation is horrific. Two horrible people being horrible, wasting court time and making lawyers filthy rich. Their poor children will be so damaged from all this.

This situation isn’t “unusual”. It’s incredibly common. And it rarely ends well for the young girl. Perhaps Jezebel is full of open minded, sex positive, experienced and honest women. Perhaps you just don’t like our advice?

You were the one talking about the minimum wage in Dallas, not me. No way would Texas ever allow the minimum wage to be that high. Lazy people and bootstraps, y’all. And yes, if everything were different then things would be different. Good point.

If a person worked 52 weeks a year, no holidays or vacations, just straight 35 hours a week every single week (and suppose a 20% tax rate), that person would take home $22,000. More realistically with days off, that person would make less than $20,000. There are so few places in America where that is a liveable wage,…

A person making $15 an hour at 35 hours a week would survive in Dallas but “live comfortably”? Noone making minimum wage lives comfortably. That is one illness or long work absence away from catastrophe. No savings, no mental health days, just work work work work work to barely scrape by. It might be slightly less…

I bought many bottles of Debbie Gibson’s Electric Youth perfume back in the late 80s, early 90s. So....yeah. Be jealous.

Ew, I bet Berkeley’s random mushroom growth is much worse. With the hills and dampness. *shudders*

I live in Palo Alto and I get HUGE mushroom caps in my lawn the 3 seconds a month it gets sort of damp. It literally makes me gag. Disgusting.

Morningstar is the 80s fake meat. Meat analogs have come a long long long way yet they have stayed firmly in the past.

Green beans in potato salad? Nah.

How do you make boozy popsicles if alcohol doesn’t freeze? Wouldn’t it be slushy?

That’s what I’m saying. I think those comments were really mean towards the girls. Is a 54 year old really a hot item with 17 year old “freshers”? And likening them to torn pantyhose? Hugh Grant probably has more respect for those girls than the commenters.

Of course not. But being publicly shamed absolutely matters to them and that’s what this article is about.

Wouldn’t it be more beneficial for the newborn to have self-sufficient parents? This sets a tough precedent, when people don’t have to work for money it makes it even harder for them to work for it when the gifts run out.

Your brother is wise. If he lives at least 5 miles outside of Palo Alto, I would like to date him.

Quibbling over the definition of the word family is pointless. Sexing your family (however one wishes to use the word) is universally accepted as wrong and just super uncool and gross.

If your grass is that green you are most likely using more than your fair share. This is a very serious problem, WE HAVE NO WATER. “But they paid for that grass!” is whiny bs. I also paid for my garden and grass and it’s dead because that is what my city asked and it’s hardly a devastating hardship. That’s not moral…