Tourists shouldn't be allowed out during commute hours. Seriously, have some respect for people that live here and get the fuck out of the way. You can HAVE the city anytime between 9:30am and 4:30pm. And all night long!

You're trying really hard to hate on this. People do this ALL THE TIME in reviews "We went to Applebee's today because it was the anniversary of my Grandmother's death and it was her favorite restaurant. They were out of ranch!" People are always leaving completely random facts that they think are important but…

It's interesting you don't have any compassion for someone else brave enough to put their work out there. Perhaps somewhere in the internet universe, bored, immature people are savaging your work. Good thing you don't care about that sort of thing.

THANKS

If he's posting it on Facebook, he's not asking to be anonymously snarked on a different website. Use your real name to criticize him. He puts it out under his real name. Like I said, you guys are cowards.

Yeah, I feel good about calling people out on cruel and mean spirited behavior. More people should do that instead of trying to be internet cool. *ahem*

If you feel good about anonymously criticizing your "friend" who posted this on his Facebook, then keep on. And I'll keep on criticizing you for doing it. It's mean spirited. Honestly, look at yourself. Is this who you want to be? I get that you are entrenched and think this is LOL but maybe it'll stop someone…

How is this different from bullying someone? Because you're anonymous? You're a coward.

Is there nowhere else to live in your town? Are you the only renter in town, why would the landlord even want you if he's so pet averse? This has the makings to be a really terrible situation. Don't do it.

I'm so sorry you're in this position. Teenagers are hard enough, how can you deal with one that isn't even yours! I hope this troubled child is able to find someone who really cares for her. She deserves that. But if you can't care for her properly, what else can you do?

People need to spend time with their kids. Teach them how to focus and be disciplined. That's the point of parent guided homework. If that is lacking at home, that kid has a rough future ahead of them.

This is mean spirited. Is that who you want to be? Someone who anonymously makes fun of someone on the internet? How old are you? You and everyone else making fun of this person should be ashamed of themselves.

Open your mind to humor and parody. Release your anus. (I'm being serious, let it go and you really will understand the world better)

Mmmmm, yeah. You really know how to sweet talk. Throw in a Domestic Asset Protection Trust and my toes will currrrrrl.

You sound fun. I hope this is all based in theory and you aren't really married. Because I would like to offer you a sustainable, financially sound and mutually beneficial romantic partnership. We can be super fun in the same room, provided you want to be in the same room. You can be in another room if you want,…

That is an excellent idea, provided they kept the frame!

What's the etiquette on Mother of the Groom being involved in the bouquet toss?

Everyone knows that is because Matthew had a child outside of his marriage and many other affairs. You don't raise two strong ass women and then think you can get away with cheating on their mother. (I own one Beyonce album, fwiw)

Until Beyonce or Solange complain, I refuse to trash them. The fired members of DC have all the reason to be bitter and make shit up. I've heard horror stories about Kit Culkin, Hilary Duff's mom, Katherine Heigl's mom, the very well known horrible stage parents. The Knowles? Not so much. Sounds like youre rewriting…

OMG do brides seriously wear the garter the whole day?