LOL that give is amazing! *tucks away into gif board on pinterest*

I would probably shit my pants if I see him again. Then I'd throw the poop stained pants at him and waddle-run away. I moved halfway across the country and changed my name to be rid of him. He didn't take too kindly to me breaking up with him due to his wandering dick.

Ladies, if he won't "allow" you to fart or burp…

The Del Sol never came with the engine anywhere other than the front. There have been numerous conversions floating out there on the interwebs. If you're in Canada, perhaps you encountered a few imported Honda Beats, a 3 cylinder 2 seater, mid/rear-engined Honda similar to the Del Sol. Amusingly, I've had people tell…

I thought it's "cubic centimeters" not "cubic centiliters", since a cubic centimeter equals a milliliter.

As far as my qualifications go as the advice-giver, I think the best thing I can say is that, to look at me, you'd think you were dealing with a guy who spends his evenings staring off into space, softly sobbing while cleaning out the synthetic anus of a partially-deflated and heavily duct-taped sex doll. When, in…

Just plant the nugget so if he cares he can go look it up later. "Oh cool! Wow! I thought the 66's only came with 1300CC? Hmm. Cool car! SEE YA!"

They produce half the world's honey? Is that correct?

"Photograph with the blonde model was taken in my two car garage with black backdrop. No known major defects or missing parts, but some scratches and general wear and tear for a 1977 classic"

More like, fuck every Fox News affiliate.

Defending yourself != knocking the other person unconscious. Have you seen the footage of Solange Knowles attacking Jay-Z? He defended himself without punching her. THAT'S how you handle it. Unless Janay had a weapon, I call bullshit on Ray Rice not being able to defend himself without knocking her out.

Oooooh for fuck sakes. Poor, trapped, Ray Rice... in a small space with an unarmed woman who's around 100 lbs lighter than him, who probably has about 1/8th of his strength... what else could he do but KNOCK HER OUT COLD?!

No one is saying it's ok that she was hitting him. No one should hit anyone, ever. But if you are getting hit by someone considerably weaker than you are, you have to take that into account before decide how you are going to defend yourself. I'm sure he could have found another way to restrain her other than to…

WTF/ That's not even insinuated in his post. The point is that the power differential is such that Rice had the ability to restrain/avoid any threat to himself without resorting to a level of violence that left her unconscious.

If a guy slaps you and you knock him out and drag him around on the floor, you're going to jail.

The point here is that it doesn't fucking matter what the person's mindset is when you are that much more physically powerful than them and they don't have a lethal weapon.

See, in the law there's this little thing for self defense called "equal force"; the concept is pretty simple, you can only respond with equal force in order it to be called self defense. If I throw a punch, you can't pull a gun and shoot me. If Janay Palmer (now Janay Rice) slapped Ray Rice, yes that would be a…

God, I am so sick of this question. The fact of the matter is that you shouldn't respond to force against you with disproportionate force. If someone slaps you in the face, no, you should not punch them so hard you knock them unconscious. If someone punches you, you shouldn't shoot them. I don't care what bits you…

Right, you just want society to recognize that there are times that YOU CAN hit a woman.

So you would have been justified in punching your 10 year old cousin into unconsciousness had that happened in an elevator and he meant to hit you?

Yes it matters. As shocking as this may be, when incidents occur the facts of those incidents are relevant. Reasonableness and proportionality require an analysis of the actual circumstances.