It’s going to be hard for him to realize that when literally every text he gets from anybody is someone trying to avoid him. He doesn’t know what a text from someone happy to talk to him would even look like.

Has a cooler name ever been wasted on a bigger dipshit? 

Sparano’s texts have a ‘How can I be noncommittal yet not have him murder me in my sleep’ tone.

He sure does say the N-word a lot less in these text exchanges. 

His spatial reasoning skills are off the charts. I walked facefirst into a wall the other day in my own home.

MLB deleted the tweet when thousands of angry fans wrote in to tell them that Spider-Man is not Japanese.

It's funny because the average American can’t tell teams from the AL West apart.

I love Dez now that he’s burning down the whole Cowboys organization

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

it’s time the blacks dropped their African s*** and become Americans and yes I had these discussions with my black friends

Pretty sure even n words like his pizza.

At least we can all agree that race is no longer an issue.  

Organ failure from heat stroke?? Tough football guy bullshit, your not trying if your not collapsing from heat stroke and throwing up.