Don’t test the catcher with neck tats. Seems basic

Afib doesn’t affect 99.9% of 63 year old males.

That’s not an ultrasound.

This is a poor recommendation in my experience. I don’t smoke anymore, but always had my best strength and endurance workouts blazed. It really improved my ability to maintain focus and interest in the task at hand, which is helpful when doing difficult things you might not want to do sober.

Ok, I'll bite. Shocking how?

That labia would be a lot cooler if it weren't a scrotum

Yeah. When in doubt, start compressions. It's almost never wrong, and at least you're doing something worthwhile, you also *look* like you know what you're doing, and if the person pops up and tells you to stop, you've done your job and saved them. Don't be these people.

I witnessed a nipple-sparing breast reduction with an implant placement in an older woman with a singular droopy boob and a prior mastectomy. It was over 4 hours long, and if my idea of plastic/reconstructive surgery was precision and perfection that morning, by the afternoon I thought it was some crude, barbaric,…

“Fuck you, Torch.”

Yeah. $75k seems juuuuust a tad low too.

I can’t stand a bitin’ ass motherfucker

Plastic Jesus sittin’ on your dashboard?

Quadrello mitica di bufala

*surly

Whoa there! If I'm not mistaken, that is Jason Whitlock in the biggest clown suit of all.

Bartonella is cat-scratch. Not toxoplasmosis. Also, the inside of the eye is immune-privileged, so if her cat scratched her cornea during the licking, doesn't really matter which pathogen she was exposed to.

Pleasantly surprising.

You're welcome.

nitrous oxide, N2O, isn't nitric oxide, NO. Different things. Sorry, I'm a chemistry nerd and I can't let it go.

Ummm, Chris Harris?