My man, if you stare down your receiver like that on the street, you’re going to get slapped with a goddamn restraining order.

“My wife gave me crap the one day, told me I need to look more interested out there,” Flacco said Wednesday. “But I’m just trying to stay out of it. I’m not comfortable out there. I don’t need to get too creative.”

Pinnacle of human achievement? Meh, you’ve never seen me repeat back exactly what my wife just told me even though I am clearly not listening.

The worst part? Roethlisberger is the father.  

Dude seriously. You let one person control your organization the way the UFC let McGregor do, and you reap what you fucking sow. The Islamophobia shit was so disgusting that any other mature organization pulls him immediately. But the UFC let McGregor get bigger than itself. But that’s also because Dana White is a…

Connor has jumped into an octagon post fight, assaulted a referee, attacked people on a bus and ufc did ABSOLUTELY nothing to punish him. So why Khabib? FUCK THAT SHIT.

They literally used the bus incident to promote this fight. They encouraged escalation on a personal level and outside the octagon every step of the way. They reap what they sow.

3rd gen Acura TL is the king of this.

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Yesterday I encountered some of the Barstool gloating and planning over on Twitter and aimed towards you, Barry, and was wondering how this would be handled.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

At what point do you think he got concerned that he’s actually been diagnosed with a terminal illness and this was all an elaborate ruse to make his wish of hitting a MLB Home Run come true?

Where in the story did I say Costco was shitty?

It’s just like real life. Uncle Tony wants the car at 2 am and some cash, and you give it to him once. Then you do it again. Then you’re bailing him out of jail. Then he calls you from a pay phone in philly looking for a steakhouse and a gun. You think to yourself that sounds like fun but I want my money. You give it…

Pete Carroll can’t resist a good inside job. 

Meat between bread. I’ll allow it.

But is it a sandwich?

Also Onika, you should have given a shit about your brother’s predatory parenting. 

I’m with Kelly on this(although I lean more towards Cardi. Nicki comes off problematic).

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.