Most people who quit take more than one attempt, so if you're not initally successful, keep at it.

A change of 6 bpm isn't even worth talking about, really. If you monitor yourself continuously, you'll see it changes much more than that if you 1) stand after being seated at rest, 2) start walking after being seated at rest or 3) run for 20 meters after being seated at rest.

doxy, unless you're a kid, then amoxicillin (penicillin) or erythromycin.

If it were only that simple. People with really bad breath have shit living in the spaces between their teeth and gums. You can smell it for days after an encounter. That smell your dad or uncle or grandpa had, that's from the shit living in their gums.

More importantly, the dick ain't the symphysis.

*their. I never get tired of pointing that out.

More evidence to support the argument - Dogs: Better than cats.

Despite the highly questionable or objectionable parenting, the worst part of this is that some D-bag plastic surgeon out there is not only willing to perform the procedure, but also profit from it. Nice job, sturgeon.

"A little birdshot in the face never killed anybody." -Dick Cheney

Aquafina bottle. How appropriate.

Mmmm ... Probably not, though.

Yeah, I was all "No! Don't take it out !"

Top left is pretty close, points off for the bladder.

True. Of course it's all conjecture without the CT or a physical exam, but the point remains - if either person had aortic damage, it most likely wasn't Marty.

The hatchet wound was to the right sternum, most likely superficial and not involving the lung, certainly no aortic damage, but might have given Marty a pneumo. Cohle probably would not have survived, that could have severed or punctured his aorta. Where's your IM doc who likes to comment on Neuro cases? He could…

Mmmm...I'd go with 'republicans' or. 'Tea Partiers' for those whose naughty places get tingly. And yes I know they're mostly white, but us white folks ain't got a monopoly on it, despite creating it, perfecting it, indoctrinating our young, etc.

Why not? Now they have a roof to aim at when they're pissing.

As far as the World Series of Exercise goes, she would absolutely smoke all the other exercisers, I mean competitors in the neck tattoo competition.

Or a brown flag as it were.

If a "Chef" asks if you're familiar with G.G. Allin, that's a red flag.