new deadspin sucks

Love this popping up in ‘18. Nobody bought her being hood, because it turns out it was just racist. Fuuuuuck this. 

No, fuck YOU

The fact that you think this and “fake news” are the same thing indicates a level of delusion so advanced that I imagine you find it hard to buy groceries. 

Okay but name a second joke

Okay but name a second joke

I should note that I’ve never previously had, or been interested in, a bread bowl;

It’s either a road course or it isn’t

Shouts out to the NFC Central, fuck Derrick Brooks, Fuck Warrick Dunn, fuck Mike Alstott, and quintuplefuck Warren Sapp with all the lipstick vibrators in the world. 

Do you really want an answer to those question?

Huge congrats on finding the one picture of the guy where it almost looks like his eyes go in the same direction.

“All the road courses are over except for the other road courses”

IMSA is pretty great. 

It’s usually pretty easy to trick a pilled-up owner. Look at how long Pagano fooled Irsay.

Yeah, duh.

ALL of them

Get a hobby. 

Tony Bennett’s wife?

Are her facial features getting closer together? 

I...don’t think you know how to rant. Sorry to rant.

It’s def gonna be a messy divorce, I agree