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oat milk trash tho so it’s fine

Find me one place where there’s a Fuddruckers and not an Applebees.

help

But...did you find any examples?

If you need to venture outside of THIS for airport music, you need to have a hard think about your life.

R&B will not get you laid. R&B is for messy basics who get twisted off the brown and call their exes for a pity fuck then play it off like they have game.

That’s waaaaaaaaaay too much Foo Fighters. 

Counterpoint: Skipping songs on a workout playlist is a fantastic idea, and everyone should do it. Also, fucking to music is the wackest shit and only done by people who can’t fuck and can’t dance.

You of course realize that these exact same things cause a teeny spike in deaths like every seven years, right? You realize that. 

Fuck it, let ‘em die. 

Your man got ALL the botox, god damn

Where the red FUCK are you getting 9mm HPs for 10/c a shot??? I need that link bro.

My man. He was jacking off to that shit. 

You should send this in to the NYT. They need more soft-focus pieces on Trump voters. 

Most people are playing Cock Hero these days. 

The Beatles are the most overrated garage band of all time.

The fuck? Get some Benadryl in the house and give her one like a literal child. This is remedial, 99-level adulthood we’re talking about here.

“WHY CAN’T INTERNET CONTENT BE SPECIFICALLY TAILORED TO MY NEEDS AND ONLY MY NEEDS AT ALL TIMES”

Oh, right. Youtube has ads.