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oat milk trash tho so it’s fine

Find me one place where there’s a Fuddruckers and not an Applebees.

help

But...did you find any examples?

If you need to venture outside of THIS for airport music, you need to have a hard think about your life.

R&B will not get you laid. R&B is for messy basics who get twisted off the brown and call their exes for a pity fuck then play it off like they have game.

That’s waaaaaaaaaay too much Foo Fighters. 

Counterpoint: Skipping songs on a workout playlist is a fantastic idea, and everyone should do it. Also, fucking to music is the wackest shit and only done by people who can’t fuck and can’t dance.

You of course realize that these exact same things cause a teeny spike in deaths like every seven years, right? You realize that. 

Fuck it, let ‘em die. 

Your man got ALL the botox, god damn

My man. He was jacking off to that shit. 

You should send this in to the NYT. They need more soft-focus pieces on Trump voters. 

Most people are playing Cock Hero these days. 

The Beatles are the most overrated garage band of all time.

charged with failure to secure a load.

She looks gross. She looks like she smells like rust and mayonnaise. She looks like if Kylie Jenner was a ruined pair of Converse All Stars. She looks like the next Pink.

The son’s dog?

Is there any universe where Christian Hackenberg has won multiple Super Bowls for the Jets?