One of my husband’s cousins (this is in SC, North Carolina’s trailer trash cousin) whose mother told her that there’s no such thing as marital rape.

Uber.

I know there are people who think hot weather is the be all and end all of life but I’d take either of those cities over Tampa or Jacksonville. 

If only there were some manner of testing phase that could be done to extensively test whether the game works with a major change implemented.

He’s always on the couch playing 2K with someone, but none of my roommates know his name...

Flagged you for harassment and sent screenshots to a friend that works for Gizmodo. Enjoy your kinja account while it lasts, bitch.

Heh. Kind of my response to dicks in general. Either “eh” or “heh”

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

Aren’t Musk’s balls getting dry why you take the time to post the number to the narc line?

If they publicized this information, that line would constantly be flooded. I’m not surprised it’s hard to find.

OMG you people are such whiners. 

imagine being so angry about someone criticizing some billionaire that you feel the need to call their parent company about it, lmao

Lmao this response made me laugh so hard. “YO BOI. CALM DOWN. EAT SOME CARROTS.”

An outgoing SCOTUS judge may have made a backdoor deal with the President- who I will remind you is involved in a federal investigation- about his replacement, a person who happens to think that presidents shouldn’t be under investigation ever.

Boy I really want to live in the sweet land of milk and honey that is the universe where this is actually the worst tweet ever.

you do know they make cheese by REMOVING the lactose, right?

“I’m me, not meat. See the individual. Go vegan.”

Man you weren’t kidding about dumb stuff, huh?