That shifty motherfucker is gonna put yogurt in everything. You KNOW he uses cottage cheese in lasagna, fuck him.

They do.

For fuck’s sake, they’re even ten years behind on that trend.

You have to give white Catholics a specific shoutout, because 99% of them intentionally “forget” they they’re like...7th on that list. That’s not that far down!

You can tell if someone is gay just by their cell phone number?

If you count Butler’s Lives Of The Saints, you’re gonna be going for a hot minute.

What about cool, mysterious mid-life Jesus?

Ugly.

I’m trying to imagine the amount of money it would take to get this airworthy again, but I don’t think they make numbers what work like that.

John Mayer is the classic “a hole is a hole” guy. Also what you gotta remember is that Blac Chyna is never not single.

Is Pop still his coach in this situation?

Except it isn’t opinion, not at all. I get that it’s hard to hear that there are a LOT LOT LOT of shit relationships and marriages out there. You might be in one, and that could be contributing to...whatever it is that you’re doing? You’re definitely cheering on destructive behaviors, and you’re definitely ignoring…

The Incredithiccs

My favorite part is when you did the shrug emoji and went “SO WHAT THERE ARE LOTS OF BAD MARRIAGES”

He also lifts out of that very shallow depth lower-spine first, which is a fantastic way to get an opioid prescription to abuse.

Jidenna fell into a coma? I hadn’t heard.

Your comment on an article about how a change was made to a racist character BEFORE release is that the change indicates that a lesson has not been learned?

I have a Stormy Daniels on line one for you? And a Lisa Ann on line two? Hey! Wow! The phone lines are really lighting up now! But, nice work with the slut shaming and kink shaming, you sure did...uh...what was your point again?

The tariff could jack up car prices

How exactly are driverless cars cleaner? They’re the same fucking cars.