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Five people were killed and several others were injured on Sunday in a high-speed car chase involving Border Patrol and an SUV allegedly carrying undocumented immigrants from Mexico into Texas.

This is...a not very useful idea. And most hardware stores open at 6. Like yo, if you think you’re that pressed, the shit can wait till tomorrow morning.

Again.

This is what reviewers do now. It’s coward shit, but it’s what a lot of them do, across all media.

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And yet I’m stuck in the greys again.

I like the part where you complained about one thing and then changed the thing you complained about when you got sonned on Jalopnik.

If that’s true then I need to say that George can suck my dick from the back

No, no. It’s not “there’s gonna be a time”, that time already happened. She already made that choice. No matter what this guy does, this relationship is already over.

DaA- You gotta jump that guy. And then dump that chick, who is a total loser with a family lineage of nothing but dicks. Fuck all of that nonsense, and burn the bridges as best you can.

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The fuck is wrong with you? Use Aziz Ansari!

Coward.

Finally! A chance to use the word “cuck” un-ironically. Don’t be such a fucking cuck. Be a man.

This is the Gawker I’ve missed.

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You forgot the only way that matters: “_____ Supreme”

Rank Meat as low as you want, it’s still the sexiest one.