Yikes! Hopefully she dies of consumption.

1, 2, 3, GET down

Why are you so triggered rn

Eh facts but what are ya gonna do

somebody toucha your spaghett

Her face looks like an extremely wet gag sounds.

Super deep cut, bud.

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You’ve lost the plot here. As annoying as the culture is, vegan diets are healthy, and fundamentally the polar opposite of picky eating. Plus, nobody goes vegan because they’re, like, totally stoked to be ultra-limited in their lifestyle - no. They do it because they either want to be healthier, or because they have…

Played too much Syndicate.

Stay mad, I guess.

Really, Crash always was for trend monkeys, Spyro was for REAL GAMERZ™ 

Was there anything from Spyro 2 or 3 on display? From what I’ve seen, they’re only showing 1.

But it really isn’t though, is it. Not in point of fact. Somewhere behind every food choice is pure science. I KNOW my buddy is making awful choices, and I tell him that he is, because I give a shit. HE knows he is too, but he’s happy to depend on other science to save him when eventually his terrible choices catch up…

I see you’ve never been rear-ended.

He looks gross.

I wonder if Magic Johnson thinks this signing is a good idea?

My friend and his partner share in this...uh...affinity. At their house it’s basically nothing but fried chicken, bacon, diet coke/mountain dew (according to preference), and assorted beef. Oh and chips. Lots and lots of candy and chips. I once watched the guy pick through a cooling soft shell Taco Bell taco like an…

But...but he might have used his outside voice.

“Rhiannon”