Then again, this is a man thought it was funny to use the “Corpse of Amy Winehouse” as Halloween decor three months after Winehouse’s death.

I really hate how Pink just does some white shit once every three years to snag a little attention for yet ANOTHER mediocre attempt at making “trendy” music. Fuuuuuuuck off, Pink.

Ubisoft has to be the worst AAA company in the world, right? Have to be. That being said, I look forward to getting this game in a Humble Bundle three months after it flops at launch.

Yeah, don’t lose this one. Otherwise your kid will end up like my buddy. In his 30s, won’t eat vegetables, won’t eat any fruit except apples and pears, he won’t even eat onions IN stuff. Hides behind telling everyone he’s a “super taster”, then smothers everything in BBQ sauce because it has no flavor. He looks like a…

The nightmare of navigating through a sea of emails begging for free poolside cabanas at a resort in Tulum is a fate I would not wish on my worst enemy.

Hot take: Doom 3 was better than the Doom remake.

Actually, it turns out that not everything is a negotiation, ESPECIALLY when dealing with kids.

AF1s. Get AF1s. Really, most of Nike Air’s like for women is completely dope and ranges from really active and street to very cute.

That was the most phoned-in AGL I’ve ever played through, worse than any of the Batman games. But also, who CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES this is masturbatory fan service for a fan group that exclusively spends their time jacking off to poorly-written canon slash, it’s so pandering and unnecessary, but…

Oh damn that lady up there got buck fifty-ed! The last game that framed violence like this was I Am Alive. For a game that was overall a huge letdown, it did have some incredible mechanics.

I imagine this will be very much like TW3, in that it looks good, plays okay, has terrible writing, and at the end I’ll have nostalgia for moments in the game that had nothing to do with any quest, story line, or character. If that isn’t a disappointment, I don’t know what is.

$200 for LOWS? As the great progenitors of all culture say, SMDFTB.

I think the impact is getting missed too. I saw the trailer and lost my shit. My wife was like “That doesn’t look scary.” I think you need a certain family dynamic with your parents to fully appreciate what this movie is pointing at, or at least a healthy self-awareness about what you fear becoming.

“Hahaha, Torch thinks Tesla buyers own their cars.”

Now that’s an answer to a question nobody asked.

Could be worse. He could have promised a rocket car. What’s that?

This is an extremely bad and lazy comparison.

My 70-year old mother has only gotten 3 speeding tickets in her life. One after each of her cancer diagnoses. Not one cop gave her a break.