The moon is bleeding out of its whatever?

Maybe when you’ve been there 2 years, not 2 DAYS.

I once a long time ago in the days of yore was going to lunch with a male co-worker. The waitress said “ooh, you’re daughter is so pretty!” *huck* *hurl* *gag*

NICKNAMES HAVE TO BE EARNED, DAMNIT! Sorry for yelling. It’s one of my biggest peeves. People try to do it to me all the damn time (very easy name to shorten) and I’m like “GTFO with your unearned naming rights!”

You would not be wrong.

+1 for the “recurring” and Herpes” references.

Photoshop on that picture of the ‘blocked’ message. Like POTUS would care enough to block that kid?

Agreed. She’d be a great pick for VP.

That the red line was actually running is in and of itself a miracle.

And this also happened...Chill Pope gives zero fucks about security detail, barrel rolls out of moving car to bless disabled child.

I came from NoVa (yellow -> green/Ballpark) and had no issues. I talked to someone who drives from Annapolis and he said what was normally 1.5 hour commute was under an hour.

THOSE ARE THE BEST! Also, that led me down a rabbit hole reading his pieces on McDonalds, where I replied to a year-old comment. /laborlawyergeek

And now, a year later, McDonalds is shitting themselves after this decision recently issued. *ominous music*

Cause people are the worst. You know those warning labels they put on stuff like “don’t use this hair dryer in the bathtub?” Those are there because some dipshit did it once, or will do it. Laws are made the same way, cause people be dumb/stupid as fuck. Eventually it just piles and piles and piles and because one big…

Lots of reasons I suppose. What someone said upthread about drafting the settlement agreement just took a lot, and the Commonwealth of Virginia has weird things that have to be included in certain ways, which the ex’s attorney didn’t know, so mine had to fix that. We each waived child/spousal support, rights to each…

All I am imagining now is the movie Se7en and walking into the room where the guy was almost dead and had been there a year.

Just because they agree at the time of the divorce, doesn’t mean it will always be that way and there has to be lots and lots and lots and lots of words to say “we’re done and we won’t sue.”

Just a hair under 5K for my non-contentious divorce w/kid. And I myself am a lawyer, so I understand legalease BSery but not a family lawyer and I wanted that shit airtight so I went with one of the best divorce lawyers in the area. her knowledge about the paperwork and wording and things was invaluable because the…

lolololo

People get profiled out all the time for not meeting standards! Especially in this day of reducing forces... it provides a nice easy way to separate members.