Beverly Cleary is clearly everything.
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So long as they ban the pornstaches.
The red line broke down?
This. Also love the petition to get him to bless the metro.
If you watched the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills which should be required viewing, you would know that she is one of Yolanda Foster’s daughters (Yolanda now being married to David Foster, who is not Hadid)
Do not disagree at all!
To be fair (to the military, not Christie cause he’s just ugh) taking PT tests and staying in standards for your age/gender is part of your job. You have to pass them or they kick you out and if this dude is skipping them and/or failing him, sumpin gotta be done.
And get yourself on airplanes with your Costco card. Bonus!
10/10 on the “filed to:” byline.
The tongue sticking out thing about sent me over the edge.
10/10 would watch.
cosign.
I quite enjoyed “pictorial representations of his penis” so thank you for that.
I kinda want to punch someone after seeing this image.
This. Skipped straight to the comments
I lurve my travel agent so much. I outsource everything I can because I am lazy as fuck and she knows what she is doing and it makes it so much easier than the stress travel websites inexplicably give me.
Sex got way better once I learned to respect my damned self.
I love Rich.