LostMyDamnMonkeys

LostMyDamnMonkeys

lostmydamnmonkeys

9/21/15

He’s got a Matt Lauer thing going on here and the RR lover in me and the ML lover in me is confused.

9/21/15

This just won my internet tonight.

9/21/15

Exactly... oh dude, you’re such an awesome dude you have to resort to raping a drugged up women in the hospital!

9/21/15

Jesus.

9/21/15

This.

9/21/15

And usually pretty terrible in bed /askmehowiknow

9/21/15

This is a goddamn treasure.

9/21/15

10/10 for All to Well

9/18/15

It’s all fun and games until you drink the meth coffee.....

9/17/15

The rogue cat be like

9/17/15

Shit happens, I guess.

9/17/15

So I *don’t* need to carry picture ID with “LostMyDamnMonkeys” on, they can just google Jez? Sweet!

9/17/15

9/17/15

Read Receipts are the little brother to the devil, Reply All.

9/17/15

“Your mama” would have been the BEST.

9/17/15

He will “take care of them” (nudge nudge wink wink) so long as they aren’t bleeding out of their whatevers....