I no like stay over cuz the man-friend I bone on the regular travels all the time and always has an early ass flight out the next morning. I want to get home and get some sleep and not be getting up at 4am, go home, try to nap for an hour or two and then go to work. No thank you.

WIN!

Or the latte part, as it may be.

You just won the internets for today.

SAME! What are the odds?!

People are the worst.

Bad kissers are deal breakers and THEY NEVER CHANGE DESPITE GUIDANCE!

No.

Is this like where someone claims they are LEAVING FACEBOOK FOREVER just to get a bunch of people all DON’T GO!!! to feel validated and they stay when they really had no intention of leaving they just wanted love and attention?

LONG LIVE MY MIRENA IUD!

As someone whose former drug of choice was sleeping with married men*, I can’t stress enough that if you are cheated on, or cheated, it is really important to look into WHY. It’s been my experience that there is something fundamentally wrong with the relationship to cause someone to deliberately cheat. How fundamental…

Federal law protects the right to compare salaries as well. NLRA.

Uhm...this?

This exchange highly amuses me this morning.

Were you watching me get dressed this morning?

DC is actually kind of a late city... day starts late and ends late. Arriving at work anywhere between 9 and 10 am is fairly typical.

Disagree with your assessment of Scott, but mad points for this gif. Useful in so many situations.

Aside: Saw a Gronk license plate today. Thought of you.

She indeed has a very casual relationship with The Truth.